'Iron Chef: Olives' Would Be My Dream Come True

Everybody has their favourite ingredients, I guess. Things they will add to just about everything. For me, that would be olives. If I saw you making a tasty snack I might say 'Hey! If you like it then you better put an olive on it!'*

Most people have a line that they draw. You don't see many people adding banana to their cheese and ham casserole. I, however, do not have one of these lines. 

I buy some olives. I put them on pasta, that's fine. Nothing wrong with that. Throw them in a cous-cous, you can see what I'm going for. But then I'll put them on a hotdog and you won't be quite as okay with it. Then I get out the vegemite and you will tell me to stop kidding around, that no way am I about to put olives on a perfectly good vegemite sandwich.

But I do. And it's amazing. But you have to have cheese on it as well, otherwise it would just be weird.

Because this entry is pretty short, here are a few more ideas for band names:

• Infrared Laurent
• Him The Friend
• Disco Parasol
• The Feudal Ladies
• Bionic Adversary
• Joey 'Fingers' Dirtyman
• The Fistiest Cuffs
• Hey There Jimbo What's Cooking
• Science/Karate

And a few ideas from the "Bad Names For Bands" list:

• The Viney Gineys
• The Herps
• The Power of Erections
• The HMS HairArtistry

I actually suggested that last one for an actual band name, and was promptly forced to put it on this list.

-Smackie Onassis

*Also in this scenario I am Beyoncé. It's called suspension of disbelief, people.