However last night, while trying to sit out a particularly awful migraine, I started coming up with some potential code names. What I ended up with instead was a list of characters that I would love to see combined in some kind of mildly plausible fictitious setting. They started almost reasonable (for me, at least), but very quickly got more and more ridiculous.
Cast Of Characters:
Little Johnny Applesauce
Jason Faceonacup, the mug collector
Abe L. Trolleycopter
Sasketchiwa Johnstone, the beef haunter
Clones 'The Cloner' Clonington and his seven piece one man band
Holy Jeremiah Heel, the street walker
Lonesome Jim Hula-hoop, the solitary hero
Gentle Dolly, the village proctologist
'Colonel' Ipswich Von Beardington, the clean shaven bus-driver
Old Man Crimestalker, the vigilant vigilante
Beans McGee, the ventriloquist with his charming off-sider;
"Raphael", an allegedly sentient tin of beans with a keen interest in politics
This entry is my written promise to create a piece of fiction that includes every one of these characters. I will probably do it later today, even. I'm not going to lie to you, the idea excites me, just a little bit too much.